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Blake Moderator
Number of posts : 500 Age : 31 Location : Australia,Melbourne Registration date : 2008-05-25
| Subject: How to become a pro (stacker) Wed May 28, 2008 7:15 am | |
| How to fall on your face going round the bowl (ive had expirience hahaha)1.drop in 2.Pedal as hard as fuck 3.While still pedaling as hard as fuck turn a corner and lean to the side ur turning 4.Do not ride up the bowl only slightly end result: sevral grazes on your face sevral grazes on your fingers wich all leave some nice scares and a headache
saftey warning: For maximum pain dont wear gloves or helmet "Pain box" 1.Sit on the roll in annoying other people who want to actually sesh the fun box 2.Actually try to jump the box (omg kid your making progress) 3.While your in the air after youve jumped loose your footing on your pedals 4. land with your feet still of the pedals 5. nut yourself (happens by itself if you followed steps 3 to 4) End Result: sore balls Safety warning: Dont have your seat to tilted (seriously lol) youl get a seat in the ass or balls stuck between a wheel and a seat im sure you dont want that ontop of already sore balls Quarter fakie attempt #683 1.roll towards the quarter 2.roll up the quarter 3.roll down the quarter 4.try and fakie 5. fall on your head while trying to fake End result: Head ache possible egg on head and possible craked skull (if your lucky) Safety warning: Dont wear helmet for max effect. Thanks for reading hope it helped Saftey warning: dont listen to them if you know whats good for you exept second saftey warning | |
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madmike
Number of posts : 403 Age : 31 Location : essex Registration date : 2008-05-20
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Wed May 28, 2008 10:52 am | |
| omg im gonna do themallin a while !!!!! lol | |
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Nov Founder
Number of posts : 385 Age : 36 Location : Australia Registration date : 2008-05-18
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Thu May 29, 2008 6:22 pm | |
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Brendan Forum Idiot
Number of posts : 781 Age : 29 Location : "I come from a land down under!" Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:25 am | |
| thanks im off to the skate park to try them right now | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:35 pm | |
| im going to add ok
face plant: off the box
pedal as fast as you can go up the box push your nose onto the top of the box to do a nose manual lean forward land on your face
note: i almost died doing this please dont try it now i have 2 broken arms and a damged pelvis and a black eye | |
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Blake Moderator
Number of posts : 500 Age : 31 Location : Australia,Melbourne Registration date : 2008-05-25
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:25 am | |
| awww man did u actually brake ur hands?? | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:03 am | |
| no sadly | |
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Lever19 Moderator
Number of posts : 143 Age : 35 Location : Australia Registration date : 2008-05-29
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:51 am | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:57 am | |
| haha its funny now that im better | |
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Brendan Forum Idiot
Number of posts : 781 Age : 29 Location : "I come from a land down under!" Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:26 am | |
| Dude u are such an idiot, but the pain box must be my favourite | |
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ethan.bmx
Number of posts : 290 Age : 29 Location : australia Registration date : 2008-06-04
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:50 am | |
| i wish i could do that so im going to practice | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:37 am | |
| you dont need much practise for these "tricks" | |
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ethan.bmx
Number of posts : 290 Age : 29 Location : australia Registration date : 2008-06-04
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:21 pm | |
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Brendan Forum Idiot
Number of posts : 781 Age : 29 Location : "I come from a land down under!" Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:18 am | |
| I would call them "tricks that didnt turn out right so i just created a stupid pain causing bail" | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:36 am | |
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Brendan Forum Idiot
Number of posts : 781 Age : 29 Location : "I come from a land down under!" Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:12 am | |
| I would call them "tricks that didnt turn out right so i just created a stupid pain causing bail" Jesh you deaf or something.... | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:15 am | |
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ethan.bmx
Number of posts : 290 Age : 29 Location : australia Registration date : 2008-06-04
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:29 am | |
| i hate watching bad stacks | |
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Brendan Forum Idiot
Number of posts : 781 Age : 29 Location : "I come from a land down under!" Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:08 pm | |
| Its not that hard az i said "tricks that didnt turn out right so i just created a stupid pain causing bail" | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:58 am | |
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pryaz Moderator
Number of posts : 372 Location : Melbourne - AUS Registration date : 2008-05-23
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:16 am | |
| - ethan.bmx wrote:
- i hate watching bad stacks
Yeah when I see a bad stack I think of ones that I've had like that and how much it hurtsand shit. | |
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Brendan Forum Idiot
Number of posts : 781 Age : 29 Location : "I come from a land down under!" Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:10 am | |
| when i see a bad stack i feel as if my balls shrivle up | |
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Cornfish Administrator
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29 Location : Melbourne Australia Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker) Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:26 am | |
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