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PostSubject: How to become a pro (stacker)   Wed May 28, 2008 7:15 am

How to fall on your face going round the bowl Smile(ive had expirience hahaha)

1.drop in
2.Pedal as hard as fuck
3.While still pedaling as hard as fuck turn a corner and lean to the side ur turning
4.Do not ride up the bowl only slightly

end result: sevral grazes on your face sevral grazes on your fingers wich all leave some nice scares and a headache Smile

saftey warning: For maximum pain dont wear gloves or helmet



"Pain box"
1.Sit on the roll in annoying other people who want to actually sesh the fun box
2.Actually try to jump the box (omg kid your making progress)
3.While your in the air after youve jumped loose your footing on your pedals
4. land with your feet still of the pedals
5. nut yourself (happens by itself if you followed steps 3 to 4)
End Result: sore balls
Safety warning: Dont have your seat to tilted (seriously lol) youl get a seat in the ass or balls stuck between a wheel and a seat im sure you dont want that ontop of already sore balls
Quarter fakie attempt #683
1.roll towards the quarter
2.roll up the quarter
3.roll down the quarter
4.try and fakie
5. fall on your head while trying to fake
End result: Head ache possible egg on head and possible craked skull (if your lucky)
Safety warning: Dont wear helmet for max effect.
Thanks for reading hope it helped Smile
Saftey warning: dont listen to them if you know whats
good for you exept second saftey warning Smile
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Wed May 28, 2008 10:52 am

omg im gonna do themallin a while !!!!! lol
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Thu May 29, 2008 6:22 pm

Lmao, thanks for that.

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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:25 am

thanks im off to the skate park to try them right now
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:35 pm

im going to add ok

face plant: off the box

pedal as fast as you can
go up the box
push your nose onto the top of the box to do a nose manual
lean forward
land on your face

note: i almost died doing this please dont try it
now i have 2 broken arms and a damged pelvis
and a black eye
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:25 am

awww man did u actually brake ur hands??

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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:03 am

no sadly Sad
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:51 am

HAHAH
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:57 am

haha its funny now that im better
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:26 am

Dude u are such an idiot, but the pain box must be my favourite
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:50 am

i wish i could do that so im going to practice
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:37 am

you dont need much practise for these "tricks"
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:21 pm

haha "tricks"
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:18 am

I would call them "tricks that didnt turn out right so i just created a stupid pain causing bail"
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:36 am

what ...?
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:12 am

I would call them "tricks that didnt turn out right so i just created a stupid pain causing bail"
Jesh you deaf or something....
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:15 am

i dont understand
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:29 am

i hate watching bad stacks
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:08 pm

Its not that hard az
i said "tricks that didnt turn out right so i just created a stupid pain causing bail"
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:58 am

i dont get it ...
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:16 am

ethan.bmx wrote:
i hate watching bad stacks

Yeah when I see a bad stack I think of ones that I've had like that and how much it hurtsand shit.
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:10 am

when i see a bad stack i feel as if my balls shrivle up
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PostSubject: Re: How to become a pro (stacker)   Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:26 am

i clench my jaw
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