Funniest thing a noob has ever said/asked you.

Number of posts : 3 Registration date : 2008-05-22

What is the funniest thing a newb has ever said, or asked you.

Mine

Can you do a a backflip? i guess he ment flair because i was on a half-pipe.
so i said, i'll do a sidewase backflip, and did a 3' to fakie.

so what are yours?

Lol nice idea here, but I don't really have too many that I can remember, but I encourage everyone to post theirs.

Number of posts : 109 Location : north london Registration date : 2008-05-20

Them: can I ride your bike?
me: No! youre going to hurt yourself and my bike! HEhAHeAHEaheH
Them: Are you pro?
Me: of course! Twisted Evil

Nice scooter!
Thanks.

Number of posts : 145 Age : 31 Location : London Registration date : 2008-05-20

"where did you get your brakes from?" when i was riding brakeless
either he was retarded or joking around i wasn't sure lol

Number of posts : 403 Age : 31 Location : essex Registration date : 2008-05-20

haha today !
them:why dont you have brakes ? is it cause you cant afford em ?

me : nah your mum took em off last night !! llol

Number of posts : 13 Registration date : 2008-05-20

to join this forum

Number of posts : 109 Location : north london Registration date : 2008-05-20

bmx91ben wrote:: to join this forum

yet here you are Very Happy

them: can i ride your bike?

Me: no

them: can you 360

me: no

them: ohh you suck (meanwhile their the ones outside the skate park taking a break from b-ball)

Number of posts : 3 Registration date : 2008-05-22

FitAM wrote:: them: can i ride your bike?

Me: no

them: can you 360
me: no

them: ohh you suck (meanwhile their the ones outside the skate park taking a break from b-ball)

you can't 360? lol Smile

just kidding

Number of posts : 20 Registration date : 2008-05-24

Coloured tyres have more grip

Number of posts : 145 Age : 31 Location : London Registration date : 2008-05-20

i was up trails with my m8s and 1 of them goes:

m8: watch me do a double tailwhip

he doesnt do it...

min later

me:you didnt even do it!

m8:yer well at least i was finkin of doing it

lol

then i said "ill do a backflip on the step up" min later "at least i was thinkin about it!!"

them - why dont you have brakes
me - they're at home cuz i cant afford to put them on
them - oh... Question

Noob: Can you backflip?
Me: Yeah, but I left the controller at home.

Noob: Why do you only have your pegs on one side?
Me: *Short pause, shake head and ride off.*

Noob: Why do you only have three pegs?
Me: *Short pause, shake head and ride off.*

Noob: How do you ride backwards?
Me: *Short pause,shakes head, does a 180 to fakie, half-cab and rides off.*

noob: want a bite of my pie?

me: yes

noob: give me your bike

me: give me your pie

noob: ok (hands over pie but drops on the ground)

me: *short pause, shakes head and rides off*

for all those who were asking it was a little pie not a big one

noob: wow ur bike is sweet can i ride it

Me: O yea sure

noob: wow thx

Me: Fuck offgo buy ur own

The kid was like 10 yrs old

meany

yea i gess but it was funny would u let a 10-12 yr old ride urs azza

hell no but i was gonna get a free pie

10-12? johno your only 13.

i dont even let him ride mine haha

well i never used to, now no one touches my guitar thanks to brendo slamming it into the couch Razz

the questions ppl ask me in the subways or on the street a lot:
1) why the hell is ur seat so low,how can u ride like that.
2) why is ur thing in the middle where chain goes (sprocket) so small,for better acceleration i bet (haha)
3) wheres ur breaks,how do u stop (and i say:well i either stick my foot in the wheel or jump of the bike and its tied up to my waist haha)

noobs ask me:
how do u jump?can u do backflip flat?can u put pegs on the back so u can give me ride,that what those things are for,right?what are those metal things on ur bar ends?why is ur front tire so wide?...