that doesnt make any sence dude

i will right a new one then;

A man was found dead in a phonebooth
Both windows on the side were broken
the phone was off the hook
A bag is at his feet, which contains a body

How did this man die?

You can ask me questions on how he died because it is to hard to figure out anythin without clues

was his wife/girlfreind/chick he had sex with he hasnt talked to for 9 months on the phone and they are giving birth and the baby goes through the phone in a bag and its really fat and it busts out the windows and he sees how fat it is and pukes and chokes on his own vomit

am i close?

No but that is the coolest guess ever?

Do you want a hint?

yes...

The body in the bag wasnt human and the guy died because of the glass, not a ugly fat baby that came through the phone

hmmm...

i dunmno wtf it is tell us?

Okay what happened the guy had been fishing one day when he caught a huge fish. He put it in the bag and went to the telephone booth to tell his mate, he said "I caught the largest fish ever, it was this big" he put his arms out to indicate how big it was and forgot bout the glass and the glass smashed and cut his throat

great

yeah so can i say another riddle?