just who is jack schitt???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just who is Jack Schitt???????????

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my friends genrous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.





Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep N Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.





In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple had 6 children : Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.





Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt marred Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.





After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt married Ted Sherlock, and because she had her kids living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.





Meanwhile, Dip Schiit married Loda Schitt and they had a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.





Two of the other children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were insperable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcment in the papers announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.





The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.





Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.







Now when someone says, " you dont know Jack Schitt!" you can correct them.

Lol, was that really worth your time

i believe the term is you dont know jack shit?

lol it was nov . i just copyed it off myspace

and rob i just copyed the whole thing off myspace

old but funny

o lol

i sounded like a right mug there
"i believe the term is"

lol

lol nothing new then mate lol

I now know about schitt

hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHhahaHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS caps

i never heard of that before thats so funny haha

Lame ,That is so old!!!

anybody under the age of 20 would think its funny none of the people i showed said theyve seen it before