Scientology

I was watching a episode of South Park and it talked about Scientology, i went onto the web and i couldnt believe what i was reading. I was so amazed at what i was reading, it is so funny.
Here is what scientologist believe in;
Scientologists believe that 75 million years ago an evil galactic ruler, named Xenu, solved overpopulation by bringing trillions of people to Earth in DC-8 space planes, stacking them around volcanoes and nuking them. Then the souls of these dead space aliens were captured and boxed up and taken to cinemas where they were shown films of what life should be like, false ideas containing God, the devil and Christ and told to get ill. After that they supposedly clustered together and now inhabit our bodies.
Scientologists believe that if they rid themselves of these body thetans then they will be healthier and will gain special powers like mind-over-matter.
Here is the link: http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm

hmm

That has to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read.

hahah ^

wow scientology wold be fun!!

yer sounds like....... a load of shit

madmike wrote:

yer sounds like....... a load of shit

This sounds like a job for the roflbrothel!

HAHA !! ^^ thats funny haha

haha

Lol that picture is cool

lol the roflbrothel is hilarious and the beliefs are just WOW

Tom Cruise = Scientologist = funny

haha tom cruise wont come out the closet

Yeah i was watchin that episode before i put this thread on

i watched it to but didnt put up a thread
stop bragging

haha joking

yeah im kool

But azmyster you have got to comeout of the closet

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what the hell you on about

Azmyster please come out of the closet

pull out your gun and cap that bitch

what the hell are you talkin bout

i thought you were talking about south park ...

haha oops

Well i wasnt now come out of the closet

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fuck you

hehehehehe
Nah soz mate i know your not just a joke

turd...